Ploy for Plunder

I remember when I first discovered this game. I was at my friends house, getting bored of the usual games that we played, and decided we needed a sandbox game. We were looking through the online store, and saw one that was intriguing. I had seen it before while my brother was playing it, and thought that it looked interesting. The game was called Terraria. We downloaded it and set to work, he mined while I built structures for us to live in. It was pretty easy because you used the right stick to precisely place a block directly underneath a cursor, so I turned PvP on while my friend was in the bathroom. It took a while setting up for the kill. I needed better equipment, I kept asking my friend for better and better weapons, claiming the close combat ones. All of a sudden we got a demolitionist and I got the best idea I ever had. There was one giant explosive that you could make and it involved four sticks of dynamite, which my friend didn't know about it.

Explosives, if you couldn't tell
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It needed to be set off by a source of power, so a pressure pad did just fine. I set the explosive in a mine that I knew he visited frequently to get the building materials that I required. My friend got suspicious when I walked into the mine, and I just told him I needed more stone. I quickly set up the trap in a high-traffic area and got the hell out. I told him my pack was full and I needed him to get some more, while trying to contain a laugh. I had forgotten where I put the explosives, and the wait was drawing out, so I went and grabbed some food from the kitchen, when I came back, my friend was back at the house. I was confused on why he hadn't died, so I asked him if went all through the mine. He said he did so I went to go check on the explosives. I walked in and heard a click, then an explosion, and then my screen was red. My friend burst out in laughter before I realized what was going on. I went back to my death place to see what happened, and saw a giant hole about the size of four dynamite sticks.

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I looked over at my friend with a look of anger, and he was sure I was going to kill him, but I just joyfully said that we have more stone, and he looked physically relieved. I asked him how he had known what I planned to do, and he said he saw me crafting the explosives. I then realized that we were playing on the same screen and that my plan wasn't as well thought out as I wanted it to be. I then grabbed my sword and killed him right there. It was that day that I learned that the best plans are the simplest, and the loot you can get off of your friends.

LOL: Not Very lol Worthy

League of Legends is a MOBA (Multiplayer online battle arena). This means there are many people that play everyday, from all over the world. Since there are that many people, there is no guarantee that everyone is going to be pleasant to talk to. Sometimes you would get a team that would just batter you with insults, even if you're doing pretty well. It's very annoying, that's why I usually play with my friends. When most of my friends are offline, I play with two of my good friends. There is this one mechanic in the game called auto-banning. When three or more people report a person for the same thing, they get banned for a day or so. When the other two people start getting annoying and start cussing us out, we all agree on auto-banning them just so they can (hopefully) learn their lesson, even though it is not very likely. When you get teammates like this, you usually lose because they start flipping out and start feeding the other team, which is when they run into the other team and repeatedly die and give them experience and gold.

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 In some cases, like the one I had not too long ago, they try to give advice to the other team, although it doesn't work about 99% of the time. It's pretty funny when you play against a team like this, because you're just casually playing the game when all of a sudden you get a message from the other team saying, "Please report ***,  he's being an asshole," and you get a good chuckle from that. Even though people get so angry over a video game, the conversations can be pretty damn funny. It gets very vulgar but the funny part is when the players get angry or take the game too seriously.

Different game modes harbor different people and personalities. Summoner's Rift, the most common game mode and the one that I play the most, has the most unpleasant people to play with. In ARAM, which you play with a random champion, your teammates rarely speak. They usually don't say a word. Dominion has a mix of people that don't speak and scream at you, so it's pretty "diverse".

It is said that League of Legends has the most toxic community in gaming, and I agree with that statement. It's true because each individual has a unique role to the success of the whole team. If one lane keeps dying over and over, that lane becomes known as "fed". If one lane is "fed" the whole team has less of a chance to win the game because that lane will be the strongest person in the game, no matter the size. Nasus, the literal god of death, can get killed over and over by a nine-year-old girl that has a teddybear. You don't want to "feed" a little girl with a teddybear. Oh, I forgot to mention, the little girl can make the teddybear come to life in a ball of flame. She can also shoot fire from her hands. Fire hurts. When the god of death starts dying, you have a problem, so does every on his team. They start yelling, a lot.

Death God
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Little Girl
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Repetitively Dying

 The Binding of Isaac is not an easy game, in fact, it makes me want to smash my keyboard against the wall because it is so goddamn frustrating.  I get that there's only 9 buttons, but holy crap it takes skill. I find myself stuck in my room for countless hours trying to not take damage. You start out on the Basement Level, which is relatively easy, and ends in Sheol with a grueling battle between you and Satan.  Before that, you fight your crusty mother and her heart to gain freedom from her evil clutches. All the floors in between harbor difficult bosses that are disgusting and slightly resemble diseases and conjoined twins. Warning, if you are super Christian or if satanic innuendos insult you in anyway please stop reading. You collect items that alter your appearance in a good way or a bad way. Meaning you can get very freaking ugly very freaking fast.

Ugly flying ghost of Isaac
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You can get deals with the devil if you don't take damage on a floor, which you can "sell" your health for better items. In the picture above, the person playing has taken Spirit of the Night from the devil rooms, which gives you flight and tears that can go through objects such as rocks and walls. This satanic, yet still somewhat Christian, game has stolen hours that I could've spent studying for Geography.

There are certain mechanics to the game that not a lot of people know about. Like to get a Deal with the Devil, you can't take red heart damage on the floor because it significantly reduces your chances of obtaining one.

Satan offers help
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 Another one is shot speed, the tears, which is what you shoot, move faster but stay in the air for a set amount of frames, essentially creating a range up with more knock-back. Another mechanic that is obscure is Polyphemus' eye, it noticeably increases the size of your tear and damage, adding it and then doubling it. If you kill something, but have damage left over, the tear's damage is reduced but it goes through the enemy. The last, and most commonly missed, mechanic has to do with have many frames per second the game can run at. One certain item can make your tears grow in size for each frame it spends on screen, effectively giving it more damage. Another item makes your tears go through enemies, giving them a chance to hit that target twice. Both of these items are effected by FPS, which the can only run at 30 frames per second, which is pretty low, but it is set like that for the mechanics.